Funny Quotes

• A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
• Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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  A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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  A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read.
• All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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  Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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  Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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  Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
• Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

MARK TWAIN